What do you say to a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

"Not enough cement."

What did the lawyer say when she stepped into a cow patty?

"Help! I'm melting, I'm melting!"

That's the last of them.

I got tapped by an international firm today to deliver a seminar to a group of lawyers in San Francisco on:

Managing Your Digital Footprint

Yup... gotta mind my Ps and Qs.

All seriousness aside.

If/when this presentation goes well, this corporate seminar provide to some 1200 businesses worldwide would like to pimp, er, farm me out for more.

What's wrong with this picture?

Nothing that I can think of.