BillBelew.com

Humor For The Day... Share Yours!2554

Rev private msg quote post Address this user
Why do mathematicians have trouble telling Hallowe'en from Christmas?

Because 31 Oct is the same as 25 Dec.
Post 1 • IP   flag post
Charlene private msg quote post Address this user
When Noah sends his animals to go forth and multiply, a pair of snakes replies "We can't multiply, we're adders"
Post 2 • IP   flag post
morningstar private msg quote post Address this user
As long as we are on the math path.

There are 10 types of people in the world.
Those who know binary and those who don't.
Post 3 • IP   flag post
Rev private msg quote post Address this user
Yabut: a common species often heard objecting to the help they really need.

"Yeah, but don't you think I could just do it this way?"

"Yeah, but I'm already doing what I need to do. It just isn't working for me."

"Yeah, but..."
Post 4 • IP   flag post
Belew private msg quote post Address this user
@Rev

I don't get it.
Post 5 • IP   flag post
Rev private msg quote post Address this user
Yeah, but, @Belew, if you only had a sense of humor!
Post 6 • IP   flag post
Belew private msg quote post Address this user
@Rev i meant your opening one.
Post 7 • IP   flag post
KathrynLang private msg quote post Address this user
Why was the sand wet?



Because the seaweed.


Post 8 • IP   flag post
Belew private msg quote post Address this user
@KathrynLang

Why do we often have picnics at the beach?

Because of all the sand which is there.
Post 9 • IP   flag post
Rev private msg quote post Address this user
@Belew

Quote:
Originally Posted by Belew
i meant your opening one.


Did you understand @morningstar's post? If you did you are close.
Post 10 • IP   flag post
Rev private msg quote post Address this user
Sticking with the math theme, here's a great Limerick...

( (12 + 144 + 20 + 3 Sqrt[4]) / 7 ) + 5*11 = 92 + 0 .
Post 11 • IP   flag post
Rev private msg quote post Address this user
A dozen, a gross, and a score,
Plus three times the square root of four,
Divided by seven,
Plus five times eleven,
Equals ninety-two and naught a bit more.
Post 12 • IP   flag post
27497 12 12
Log in or sign up to compose a reply.
destitute