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The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
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Riddle: What's the difference between a cat and a comma?

Answer: The cat has claws at the end of its paws; the comma has pause at the end of its clause.
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Riddle: Why should you never date an apostrophe?

Answer: They’re too possessive!
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And, in keeping with the season almost upon us...

Riddle: What do you call Santa’s little helpers?

Answer: Subordinate clauses.
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OK, so I won't quit my day job. What have you got to add?
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If "can't" is the contraction for "cannot," what is "don't" short for?
Doughnut
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A pregnant woman went into labor and began to yell, "Couldn't! Wouldn't! Shouldn't! Didn't! Can't!"
She was having contractions.
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A oxymoron, an idiom, and a hyperbole, walked into a bar. No joke!
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Q: Which dinosaur knows the most words?

A: A Thesaurus
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Which dinosaur knows the most words?


An amazing vocabulary for such an ancient beast!
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