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Pitch Perfect


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How about a moving walkway pitch?

or

How about a revolving door pitch?
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The revolving door would be cheating, sort of. You could go around and around and around as many times as it takes.


(note to self: never get in a revolving door with @Belew!)
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May I add the never-ending Post Office /DMV line pitch?
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@Hoda

And the grocery store pitch?

The barber / beauty shop pitch?
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@Belew
Ah but the most challenging will be the Dentist chair pitch.. glglggll.. gllg lg..

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@Hoda

Now that's funny.
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@Hoda

It's called a business card!
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@Rev @Hoda

That mouth is business card size.
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@Belew @Rev LOL !!
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No pitch necessary. Just present them with "an offer they can't refuse."

Did anyone else note that the New Jersey flag has a horse head at the top and Tony Soprano took that idea and expanded it to a horsehead-in-a-bed pitch? or was that someone else from NJ?
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@fredhoot lol, the Godfather approach all the way!
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